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  • Robots vs. Dinosaurs: Jailbreak! (Half Life 2)

    Posted on January 15th, 2010 Thomas Senior 1 comment

    Sometimes something comes along that’s so batshit insane I’m forced by some irrepressable urge within me to share it with anyone who happens to be nearby. Instead of running outside to accost people as they walk down the street I’ve decided to channel my enthusiasm straight into your eyeballs using the following words, beneath the cut:

    So, there’s this mod, yeah? It’s called Jailbreak! In it you can be a Dinosaur, then you can pick up a glowing energy katana of death and run around mental arenas full of death traps chopping the heads off robots! Yes!

    For those aren’t familiar with Jailbreak!, here’s the idea: whenever you’re killed you’re jailed in the enemy team’s base. Once your whole team is jailed you lose, but you can escape. Either a teammate can break you out or you can navigate a series of death traps to break out yourself. That’s not all, there are guns of course, lots of them, and you can use them on each other to cause as much mayhem and destruction as your brain can handle.

    You can summon it to your hardrive using the infernal power of this link. At 400 megs you can be chopping up robots with Lazer Cleavers faster than you’d expect. Go forth and slay the cybernetic scum! Trailer below!


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