Better than Breakout – Jailbreak: Source

The raptor’s claws firmly clenched the diminutive SMG as bullets flew towards his bionic opponent, impacting with the satisfying snap of crunching servomotors as the robotic foe fell to the ground, the mechanical body fading into nothingness.  As the raptor roared his victory to the heavens like only a dinosaur can, a gigantic metallic ball suddenly crushed him, extinguising the reptilian life in an instant – and a moment later, the raptor awoke.  In jail.  With a sword.

Welcome to Jailbreak: Source.

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Robots vs. Dinosaurs: Jailbreak! (Half Life 2)

Sometimes something comes along that’s so batshit insane I’m forced by some irrepressable urge within me to share it with anyone who happens to be nearby. Instead of running outside to accost people as they walk down the street I’ve decided to channel my enthusiasm straight into your eyeballs using the following words, beneath the cut:

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